Words from Exciting Bucket re: THE BUCKET LIST
Hello, my name is Exciting Bucket. I am one of the newer additions to the Haven. I just wanted to introduce myself personally so you all understand exactly what to expect when you visit.
I don’t know if anyone has mentioned it or not but I have very strong opinions on just about every subject. And I am not afraid to express them. I’d like to share some of these with you. Let’s call it my BUCKET LIST.
First off, you don’t want to be on my list. Ever.
Other things you need to know:
1. Do NOT think you can outsmart me. You are inferior. If somehow we both have the same idea, that’s fine but remember, I am not doing something YOU want me to do. I am doing what I want to do.
2. Meals are served on time. Tardy humans move to the top of the list.
3. When I am running through the barn at break neck speed, GET OUT OF THE WAY! The whole reason it’s called break neck speed is to warn you about impending bodily harm.
4. I like my picture taken. I will give you plenty of opportunity at action shots and stills. I expect copies.
5. I like treats. And I get more than Elmhurst. Or another name gets added to the list.
This is only the beginning. Check in with me every now and then for more information. And it would probably be a good idea to write ahead if you are in doubt if any of your actions might break one of my rules.