Valentines Day is Secondary…

AHEM!!!! Tomorrow is Elmhurst’s 25th birthday. In the past, people have phoned asking to be able to wish him a happy day. One year the calls started at 12:03 a.m.

We strongly advise anyone wishing to talk with the King to refrain from drunk dialing, midnight texting and/or FaceTime requests until after 9 a.m.

Furthermore, no matter what he tells you, he is not available to be your one and only love. He says that to all the girls. Don’t let him break your heart.


Elmhurst's Birthday Photo


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