Valentines Day is Secondary…
AHEM!!!! Tomorrow is Elmhurst’s 25th birthday. In the past, people have phoned asking to be able to wish him a happy day. One year the calls started at 12:03 a.m.
We strongly advise anyone wishing to talk with the King to refrain from drunk dialing, midnight texting and/or FaceTime requests until after 9 a.m.
Furthermore, no matter what he tells you, he is not available to be your one and only love. He says that to all the girls. Don’t let him break your heart.