KING ELMHURST LOG, farm date November 17, 2014: There has been a coup.
I am afraid I have a great rebellion in my Kingdom. The peasants who serve and entertain me are out of control.
This whole issue started weeks ago when I was reprimanded for expressing my displeasure of the disrespect I have been receiving. Imagine, them telling me anything! I have been unfairly accused of being a tyrant. I am not a tyrant! They are not showing proper reverence.
As punishment I was deprived of tasty treats!
Yesterday, I felt I had suffered enough. I looked through Jeanne’s pockets searching for carrots and found none.
So I bit her.
And she WENT OFF! It was ugly. You’d have thought I had committed a serious crime or something.
More restrictions. No sweets, no kisses… just grain, hay and water. I am being treated like a commoner.
Just you wait. The peasants will pay. I will suffer the their insolence no longer! I shall lay in wait until opportunity to restore obedience and order presents itself.
Meanwhile, if my faithful servants could just sneak me a treat or two, it will be remembered when I take back control.